We asked you to send in your best, funniest, or most embarrassing sex stories for Sexual Health Awareness and Guidance (SHAG) Week. This is part of our goal to break the taboo on sex and to stop the expectation that sex is as perfect as it looks in the movies. Here are our favourite stories that you have sent over...
We asked you to send in your best, funniest, or most embarrassing sex stories for Sexual Health Awareness and Guidance (SHAG) Week.
This is part of our goal to break the taboo on sex and to stop the expectation that sex is as perfect as it looks in the movies. Here are our favourite stories that you have sent over...
‘Probably not too uncommon, but he came DIRECTLY into my eye. Never knew how much cum would sting’
All I can say is ouch.
‘Me and my boyfriend had a threesome with a woman 10 years older than us in the room next to our manager at work - the next day at work our manager told us she wasn’t sure if her neighbour was “sleeping with a man or a woman last night” (it was both)’
And I oop.
‘I fell asleep whilst getting eaten out. Whoops. Not my fault that there wasn’t anything exciting enough to keep me awake.’
What's the average number of sleep hours? 7-9 hours
‘What’s a sex?’
Time to get involved with the SU’s SHAG Week.
‘Some guy called Otis gave me really good sex advice at the library then it helped my boyfriend bum me really good’
Ayo... what an informative library session.
‘When I had sex for the first time (context had been out on the lash all night so was still in my outfit) the guy who was f*cking me kept lifting up my sunglasses onto my head and I kept putting them back over my eyes. I didn’t realise eye contact during sex was a big thing for people!!’
‘Lost my virginity whilst watching celebrity SAS’
‘Walked in on a guy getting head at a house party and instead of stopping he invited me to join in. Didn’t wanna be a part of a bathroom threesome but he’s never looked me in the eye since’
‘Insisted on taking 10 minutes to neatly fold his trousers and hang up his belt like hurry up ffs’
What a gentleman.
‘We were in the woods as you do getting off when we heard someone come walking near the path we were on so we very quickly stopped before this lady and her dog came into view, she walked completely silently up to us smiling, walked around us and the tree we were against, then walked away. Not a word was spoken. We very quickly left after that’
‘Don’t even begin to ask me why but I was having sex in a field in the middle of the night. We were in doggy and because we were really going at it, I hadn’t paid attention to anything around us sound-wise. Suddenly I see this huge shadow over me and feel this warm stank breath on my face. It was a cow. A f*cking cow. I feel like that’s deffo some kind of indecent exposure. Poor cow was probably just trying to make sure I was okay lmao.’
‘I was having sex on my period, already a messy ordeal but nothing to be scared of when you’re with a partner who you’re comfortable with. A true soldier is not afraid to bloody his sword or something to that effect — anyway…we were going at it fairly rough and next thing I know, his dick slipped out and suddenly his chest and part of his face was a mini Jackson Pollock of period blood. I was mortified but he took it like a champ and honestly, despite the oddness of the situation, turned out to be super hot. Gotta love a guy who doesn’t shame you for simply being a woman.'
‘Got fingered once whilst camping… he forgot he had put deep freeze on his knee injury shortly beforehand. Safe to say it felt a little chilly for a while and I can never look at deep freeze the same way again’
‘We pay thousands for a degree, not to fund this through the SU.’
Sexual health is an extremely important topic covering contraception and sexually transmitted infections (STIs). Latest data has shown gonorrhoea has increased by 50% in the UK so it’s so important we talk and encourage conversations around sexual health. Sexual health also involves respect, safety and freedom from discrimination and violence.
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